Me: *goes down on her*
Her: “ooo daddy what that pussy taste like”
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
Stop enforcing the idea that you need to be in a relationship to be happy sometimes you just need more cereal.