ladytatyana:

Uhm who are you

(Source: jumastaa)

jollygreenstoner:

My daily learning…..no words

(via thedeathcats)

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via diplosomia)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire, via rduckey)

Conversations when the pussy taste good

jaybellavitta:

thesinwhisperer:

lurkthejerk:

Me: *goes down on her*
Her: “ooo daddy what that pussy taste like”
Me: “commitment”

Lmaooooooo

😩

(Source: farfrompaid, via orawest)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via followmeslut)

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

(via nedahoyin)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via axdxw)

basedpidgeot:

Stop enforcing the idea that you need to be in a relationship to be happy sometimes you just need more cereal.

(Source: xbox420, via nedahoyin)

vinebox:

When your mans say he eat ass…

One of my most favorite vines 😂😂😂

(via blacklonerism)